Anyway, regardless of some individuals feeling deep trepidation at Katy’s courageous and arduous expedition, the entire thing lasted perhaps 11 minutes. The crew was solely in precise area for about 4 minutes, and I’m in all probability not the one one who is deeply underwhelmed, particularly because the journey generated extra CO2 emissions than one individual creates in a whole lifetime.
To essentially display how ridiculous this stunt was, I’ve made a quick listing of extraordinarily brief issues that lasted longer than Katy’s journey to area.
1. The “Mission: House” trip at EPCOT (15 minutes together with pre-show)
3. The quickest spin cycle on a washer (20 minutes)
4. Half an episode of “SpongeBob SquarePants” (12 minutes)
5. Preheating an oven (15 minutes, seems like an hour)
6. The shelf lifetime of an avocado (barely greater than 11 minutes)
8. The Uber when it says it’s 5 minutes away (it isn’t)
9. Drying my hair (all morning)
10. The TikTok ban (12 hours)
11. The time it takes me to discover a appropriate video essay to look at whereas I eat (till my meals goes chilly)
12. The double un-skipppable YouTube advertisements on my video essay (too lengthy)
14. The primary ever flight by people in a sizzling air balloon, 1783 (25 minutes)
15. The time it took me to write down this listing.
And that’s it. Let me know if there are different issues I missed, or take a while to vent about billionaires within the remark part. The ground is yours.
