Hey you, the guy from the Phoenix police station who got arrested for climbing that building, nobody cares about your politics. It’s Super Bowl week.
Right now is not the time, and down the street from where the NFL has set up its primary location raise prices to their customers it is not the place for this kind of public harassment. It’s bad enough that you’re causing a commotion in a place where a lot of people are just trying to find work.
Thousands of people going about their business on a Tuesday morning, busy making a small handful of people richer than some countries, don’t need you and your politics to disrupt their day. It takes a lot of time and attention for someone else to make money. They shouldn’t worry about you climbing what used to be known as Chase Tower.
Although JPMorgan Chase no longer owns the building, her Name is most relevant to headlines about your stunt. No way! Not this company that just six years ago paid a $53 million settlement after being sued by the United States government for charging black and Hispanic homebuyers higher mortgage rates than their white counterparts. This stand-up company actually admitted its mistakes. Chase acknowledged the fact that the US government was correct in its findings “wholesale lending brokers charged minority borrowers more than white borrowers in the same position.”
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The company is currently not fulfilling its October 2020 creation promise 40,000 new black and Latino home buyers according to Bloomberg. Chase admitted he played a role in widening the racial wealth gap and at least said he wanted to do better. They don’t need you and your politics in the building that once bore his name, sir.
Arrogance!
On top of all that, you’re distracting people from the Super Bowl! I, for one, am appalled. With all the layoffs happening and companies still throwing huge parties and renting apartments at the game where the cheapest ticket is it goes for $6,000you chose that place for your political statement.
Oh no sir. Politics has no business here. When it comes to America’s biggest sports spectacle of the year, all people care about is spending as much money as possible and watching giant men throw themselves at each other at high speed — gradually destroying their bodies and minds with each blow.
The game also doubles as a Rihanna concert with her halftime performance. Don’t distract me from vibrating Anti, an album that is closer to my heart than any other because no matter how much I pray in her memory seven years have passed and there is still no new album. She will actually grace our presence with a performance. How dare you taint it with your politics.
Your I have no right to obstruct trade, traffic, and especially not my ability to mindlessly enjoy sports. When I go to that convention center in Phoenix, my focus is on football. Not you and your minority view on one of the most polarizing topics in this country.
Your politics have no place in my football. You need to take them somewhere else. Somewhere far from this holy place currency and earthquakes.