It’s Super Bowl week and if you thought Tom Brady was going to let this week go by without it being all over your timeline… well. Just a week after he announced his retirement from football (you’ll never convince me he didn’t play another year just to stick it to Adam Schefter), Tom Brady posted his first thirst trap on Twitter. Or, try a thirst trap. Actually, IS this a thirst trap?
Like so many things with Tom Brady, trying to be cool and cool just ends up being sterile, boring and kind of sad. A beige man in a beige room in beige underwear with “please clap” look on his face.
And because of COURSE:
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Yes, Tom. We all knew the plug was coming. I’m not sure what color “heather crimson” is supposed to be, but I believe it’s what we used to call “puce”, which… meh. The fact that there is such a thing as the “Brady Boxer Brief” is enough to make me want to stick my head in the oven, because you know there are dudes in New England who are burning up the internet right now to wear the same underwear as their hero. And even more because no amount refusing to mask during COVID, vouches for Antonio Brown, stunning for Donald Trumpor obtaining a PPP loan during a nationwide pandemic enough to make people stop buying what this guy is selling. It even reached Jane Fonda, for crying out loud.
Of course, this whole thing was set up by Brady’s own brand:
So…whatever. It’s Super Bowl week and everyone’s talking about Tom Brady, and that’s exactly what he wants.